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Become a balloon making genius in just a few moments.But how? Easy, just cheat! All the twists and turns are printed directly onto the balloons. Just follow the numbers and twist along the dotted line. Assemble your helmet, sword and shield, and your balloon battle can soon commence.
A postcard for every tripCustomisable world map with stickers to show where you have been and where you are going. Keep your friends and family up to date with your travels.
Cleans away grime to leave your messageGrime Writer is a special chunky marker pen to be filled with cleaning solution, which can be used to create art on a canvas of filth. Use it to tag your dirty vehicles & windows, or to transform dirt into artistic expression.
30 Drinks mats with cocktail recipes and gameA simple guide to making cocktails. Some require more skill and ingredients than others, and some are way more cool. The recipe cards double as a drinking game, or trumps card game based on the vital statistics of each cocktail. Pit your wits against your mates by selecting only the classiest, difficult to make and most alcoholic cocktails.
Pet Goldfish or Christmas Pudding garbage sacksBrighten up your day - and your bin - by disguising your household waste as a traditional fairground prize goldfish. Or Giant Christmas pudding. Biodegradable bin bags.
Beautifully illustrated badges hand made in the USABy renowned illustrators, artists and designers from around the world. Today's love of button badges dates back to the 1960s when they were used by students, hippies and musicians as a symbol of expression or protest. The one inch button badge has always been a cool thing to wear, John Lennon never left home without one.
Organise loose cables or just decorate your stuffCable ties are everywhere, tidying your computer leads, helping you identify your luggage, supporting climbing plants etc. Leaf Ties have all the functionality of normal cable ties but are way more attractive. Organise, tidy, secure or simply brighten up all kinds of things in your home and garden.
Decorate with greetings and send through the postStuffed and stitched like a real teddy, does everything a greetings card should. Write messages and doodles, write on the address, stick on some stamps, and send through the post. Made form Tyvek it resists water, wont tear, and is easy to write on like paper.
Just whistle and your keys beepYou know the way dogs get you your paper on a morning? Have you ever tried to train your spaniel to fetch your lost keys in the same way? Us neither - but we imagine it's difficult. So we've created Fetch My Keys, a dog shaped keyring that bleeps when you whistle.
Give the gift of great musicRemember the days before digital music players and MP3s? Remember making compilation tapes of your favourite music for friends and loved ones? If you miss blank cassette tapes and the whole mixtape ritual, this product will inspire you to give the gift of music once again!
Water pistol target gameTwo water pistols, and two vests with printed targets which turn red wherever they come in contact with water. Great If you enjoy laser tag, but hate the idea of having to dress up like a space man and run around in the dark, firing lasers at people you barely know.
Cheat! With instructions printed on each balloonMake perfect Balloon Animals, first time and every time. By cheating! Just blow up the balloons, twist on the marks that are printed directly onto the balloons. Childs play.
Decorate your own or go for minimal white paperIt's difficult coming up with new design features for watches, our mate Darren has one that's waterproof to 100m. We decided it was best to cut out all the gimmicks, and leave the designing part up to you! Paper Watch is a blank canvas, a plain white strap made from tear-resistant Tyvek material with a built-in digital watch.
Assorted beer mats with games and puzzlesAnyone who has spent time in the pub will recognise the fun that can be had with even the plainest of beer mats. This set of 30 different mats contains all kinds of drinking games, puzzles, quizzes and tricks to keep even the most socially inept barfly happily amused for hours.
Make your own ransom note postcardsEver made a randsom note? The time consuming part is sitting down with scissors and a woman’s weekly, cutting out and sticking the letters. The Blackmail pack contains blank postcards, and over 250 assorted self-adhesive letters. Create your own ransom messages: “Have a great birthday, or else!”, “Be my Valentine… or the puppy gets it!”. etc
A diary for a whole lifetime of memoriesA 100 year diary for you to record the events of your lifetime. In years to come, look back at the special moments you never want to forget... the people you have loved, the friends you have made, the places you've lived in and those you have travelled to...
Silver Plate Love Hearts sweet The most romantic and retro gift ever, bring back memories with a silver version of a playground classic. Remember playing kiss chase and stuffing your face with Love Heart sweets in your formative years? Return to those warm fuzzy feelings this Valentines.
Send a plane by mailWrite your message and decorate the parts of the plane, then send it through the mail. The recipient pops out the parts and assembles them into a real flying plane that will loop or glide!
Wooden postcard - carve your personal messageBlank piece of wood for your own message. Just scratch or carve into the surface to create your own message or picture on the front. We love a cliche at SUCK UK so we'd go for a classic heart pierced with Cupid's arrow and a pair of initials...
Nice outside, raunchy on the insideReally surprise your friends when they open your thoughtful gifts. This simple gift wrap looks innocent ... until you tear into it ... the reverse is covered with rather raunchy girls / boys in various states of undress! Now that really is surprising.
