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Brighten up your house...
Turn empty containers into piggy banks.
This little piggy didn’t go to market… because he’s stuck in your mug! Turn everyday empty containers into you own personal piggy bank. Why not try your old favourite mug, or anything else where this greedy pig can squeeze into? Then when you’ve saved enough just unplug him and go pig-out at your favourite restaurant! The Greedy Pig Piggy Bank is the perfect gift for anyone saving for that special occasion.
Don't lose your house keys again.
Ever since the advent of locks on doors people have been losing their house keys. This small iconic home fixes to your wall, so next time you leave the house your keys will be in the first place you look… hanging in the keyhole. A helpful gift for any household.
Perfectly folded T-shirts every time.
Get the store-fresh look, ingenius and fiendishly simply cardboard device to fold your T-shirts perfectly. Think of all the time you will save. Conveniently folds up to be stored when not in use. AND it will make your mum think you’re the kind of well-adjusted grown up she always hoped you would turn out to be.
House shaped bedside reading light.
When you are not using the lamp to read your bedtime story, use it to keep the place in your book. But this is no ordinary run-of-the-mill book stand, sit your favourite book on top of the lamp and look - you've made a house! It's just one of those simple design gems that makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
A diary for a whole lifetime of memories.
A 100 year diary for you to record the events of your lifetime. In years to come, look back at the special moments you never want to forget... the people you have loved, the friends you have made, the places you've lived in and those you have travelled to...
Strong metal darts screw into the wall.
Screw firmly into the wall with their special fixing (no, these are not just ordinary darts), they are remarkably sturdy. Made from polished chrome steel, they will hold up the heaviest hats and coats in style. Put them on the back of your bedroom door for the ultimate in Grange Hill chic. Set of 3.
Ceramic wall vase inspired by peace.
The original Gun Vase from SUCK UK. Forget flying ducks - this is the new urban chic. Is it a wall ornament? Is it a single stem flower vase? Is it Art? Or is it a statement about Love and War? You decide... Inspired by iconic images from the peace protests of the 1960s.
Furniture that lights up the room.
Bring the glamour of the nightclub into your own living room. Constructed from tough glass and stainless steel with internal lighting and power supply, it's sturdy enough to dance on, and built to handle the demanding environments of bars and clubs. A SUCK UK original.
A cute teddy with a lamp for a head.
Is he a bear? Is he a lamp? Whichever way you choose to see him, he's weirdly wonderful. He'll win a place in your heart as he sits on your bedside table. The black shade is reflective gold on the inside to enhance Teddy's golden features. His plump body lets you direct the light as you please.
Glass skateboard to hang on your wall.
Show your dedication to skating with the ultimate home accessory... a skateboard to hang on your bedroom wall! Probably not every interior decorators idea of a pretty mirror, but it's the best way to check yourself out before going out for a hard days skating.
Break glass to get at emergency cash.
Instantly recognisable from public buildings and offices, the ubiquitous "In case of emergency" box transformed into a piggy bank. How committed to saving are you? Will you really drop another coin in the slot if you know that you have to break the glass to get it out? Then - in a real emergency - you'll have the cash to hand. And won't that feel great?
File your nails on tiny guitars. Rock n Roll.
Are you filing your nails or playing the worlds smallest guitar? Are you a Hippie Chic, a Rock Chick or a Metal Chic? Either way there's a guitar to suit your musical mood (Acoustic, Hot Pink Stratocaster, or Flying V). Achieve star quality results with this double sided 150/180 grade nail file.
File with sleeve in the style of a popsicle.
Look ice cool when filing your nails. The Lolly Nail File is a professional nail file with its own protective cover in the style of a traditional ice lolly. Achieve star quality results with this unique double sided 150/180 grade nail file and choose your favourite out of 4 tasty colours. The Lolly Nail File is the best gift for anyone into nail art and manicures.
Silver replica of the classic retro sweet.
A token of affection and a romantic retro gift. Say “I Love You” with a silver version of a Love Heart Sweet. Remember playing kiss chase and stuffing your face with Love Heart sweets in your formative years? Reminisce with a playground favourite. A grown-up version of the classic candy neatly packaged in a simple box.
Do up your shoes with bright designs.
Are your old converses crying out for a makeover? Or are your new Nikes just not as glamorous as they once looked? Customise your feet by changing your shoe-laces. Get rid of the regular white laces supplied with your sneakers and put in a fresh colourful pair. Dress up your feet to look like strawberries, rainbows or American flags. We’re crazy for them and we know you will be too. Designed by Suck UK
Roll your socks into footballs, baseballs...
Why settle for boring grey sock balls in your top drawer when you could have an array of awesome Ball Socks. At the end of a day when you take your socks off, roll them into a ball to form your favourite sports ball and score a goal, shoot a hoop or hit an ace in to the laundry basket and become your very own champion! One size fits all sports, high quality cotton socks for that extra soft feel.
Ball your socks up to look like Earth.
Why settle for dull socks in your top drawer? Take your socks off, roll them into planet earth and have the whole world in your hands! One size fits all, high quality cotton for that extra soft feel. The planet Ball Socks are an ideal gift for the astronomer, environmentalist or frequent traveller in your life. .
Ball your socks up to look like a skull.
Why settle for dull socks in your top drawer? Take your socks off, roll them into a skull and practice your own version of Shakespeare's Hamlet every morning. One size fits all, high quality cotton socks for that extra soft feel. The Skull Ball Socks are a dead cool gift for the goth in your life - or just anyone with cold feet.
Pinpoint your travels right on the globe.
Stick pins in the places you’ve been or plan your future travels. Full-size 10” (25cm) cork globe with a clear and simple world map: pinpoint cities and tick-off countries as you journey around the planet. Mounted on a stainless steel base and supplied with pins. Been there? Done that? Show off your globetrotting exploits for all to see.
A giant diary for a lifetime of globe trotting.
Never forget those memorable moments of your life, with My Travel journal. Fill in your own checklists, recommendations and highlights. With the My Travel journal you can add photos, tick off those must see destinations and prepare for future adventures. With it's hard cover you can be sure that it will resist even the longest trips, so you can collect a lifetime of adventures. The My Travel Journal is a perfect gift for globe trotters!
Shot gun shack ... Shot gun wedding ...
A product based around a tenuous bit of wordplay, but sometimes these things can spawn classics. It could be argued the gun emblem on the side is a sophisticated metaphor for the lasting damage alcohol can do to a life. Alternatively, it could just be because it looks pretty cool ...
Indestructible soft & squeezy ashtray.
Squeezy rubber ashtray. No-one believes it's possible, an ashtray made from rubber is like a teapot made from chocolate. But against all odds this silicone is completely indestructible. The special formulation silicone rubber will NOT burn or melt!
Glow in the dark light-bulb night light.
Comes to life in the dark, the pigment inside the light bulb emits a subtle, tranquil glow. Recharges in the day time. Glow-in-the-dark pigment is trapped inside a real light bulb. The light bulb is then encased in a solid block of polished acrylic resin.
Pirate "Waiter's Friend" bottle opener.
The sommelier’s favourite “Waiter’s Friend” corkscrew, pull corks like a professional. Corkscrew with easy-open lever, foil-cutter and beer bottle opener. Designed like a peg-legged pirate with eye-patch, beard, hook hand, earing, black bandana and even a parrot. Forget Blackbeard, “Legless” is the hardest working pirate in the bar. A great kitchen gift.
Turn any empty bottles into lamps.
Don’t throw out your empties, recycle bottles into lamps with a super bright LED. Shaped like a cork, with a light, internal battery and USB charger. Make interesting lights with vintage drinks bottles or create a cosy, improvised table feature. Perfect outdoors (where the wind will blow out a candle stuck into an old wine bottle).
Sticks to your fridge and open bottles.
So incredibly convenient, you wont know how you lived so long without being able to open bottles on the front of your fridge. Super strong magnet sticks the opener firmly to the front of your fridge where you can use it with one hand. Put an end to that all too common kitchen phrase '"Where is the bottle opener?". A Classic.
Sugar is bad - enforce portion control.
The skull teaspoon helps curb your sugar consumption (sugar falls through the gaps). A stirring reminder that too much sugar can be bad for you, and the perfect gift for anyone who takes three sugars in their tea. This spoon full of sugar isn't so sweet.
Guidebook to ruler playing, and ruler.
Tongue-in-cheek book Including your very own 'instrument' to get you up and playing Immediately. Perfect for any would-be musician. Discover the secrets of modern ruler playing with Dan Wieden. The original maestro takes you through the highs, the lows, and the variety of twanging techniques.
Protect your savings better than any piggy.
No other money box will guard your savings with such style. All the best parts of a traditional piggy bank but a far cooler creature than a pig. Keep your cash stashed safely in the belly of a stern looking guard dog to intimidate any would-be burglars attempting to steal your pocket money.
Alarm Clock that runs away to get you up.
Wacky alarm clock that you'll love to hate! You'll be forced out of bed to chase and catch this little blighter and stop it beeping. And once you're out of bed ... well, you may as well stay out of bed! Just about the most effective alarm clock in the world.
Macabre - Squash Mark in your book.
Poor Mark! He's met a sticky end - squashed flat within the pages of your book. He may look as if he's scrabbling to get out, but he's really quite happy keeping your place. Forget pressed flowers and old bus tickets - Mark is the future. After all, he's dead - what else has he got to do?!
Back from the dead - rubber band holder.
Mummy Mike looks like he is trying to break free from millenia-old bandages and return from the land of the dead. Your job is to restrain him with as many elastic bands as you can get your hands on. A perfect excuse to "tidy" your desk instead of getting on with your work.
Vindictive - Stress busting rubber toy.
Feeling overwhelmed - tense - under pressure? Frustrated at work? Computer keep crashing? Don't let it get to you - take it out on poor old Paul! He's there for all your stress-busting needs. A great gift for anyone with an evil boss. Keep him on your desk, in your pocket or tucked in your handbag.
Shocking - Squash Stan with your mug
Perfect if you are feeling stressed at your desk, just reach over and give stan a good squashing with your mug of hot coffee... Yeargh! Feeling better? Good. Back to work then. Stan will also protect your table from tea and coffee dribbles and drips.
Gruesome - Stab Fred with your pen
Need to relieve some pent up anger and frustration? Tired of losing your pen when it rolls under the edge of your keyboard? You need Fred on your desk ... and then you need to stab him repeatedly in the chest with your writing implement! The most unnecessarily violent pen holder on the market today - get yours now!
Looks like a regular key - Opens bottles.
The best bottle opener is the one that’s always in your pocket. Impress your mates while drinking al fresco: Open bottles with your keys... Or what at first glance looks like a standard door key, but on close inspection the action end is actually a bottle opener. If you always forget to bring a bottle opener to the picnic, now you’ll never leave home without, unless of course you forget your keys. A modern design classic in its own lifetime! Compact, subtle and incredibly useful.
Keyring that doubles as a bottle opener.
The best bottle opener is the one that’s always in your pocket. Works as a classic key-ring keeping all your keys in place… and doubles as discreet bottle opener. A perfect gift for those who enjoy their drinks from a bottle and on the move.
Tongue shaped bookmark really sticks out.
Tongue shaped bookmark really sticks out A great gift for readers of real books. Sticking out your tongue is a cheeky act of defiance. Now your cherished paperback can stick it's tongue out at Kindles & iPads that threaten the very existence of real books. Also features the useful function of saving your page for later. An amusing alternative to that tasselled red leather bookmark from the museum gift store.
Display your old photos in a wall light.
Get your photos transferred to slide format (the type used for old fashioned slide projectors). And display them on your wall. Use your own photographs to create a mood that's unique to you - just slot your images into place for a constantly changeable look. A unique and classic lamp first designed in 1999 and still in production today.
Countdown to Xmas perpetual calendar.
Visually powerful, clear and bold. Feel the excitement and anticipation of being a kid again... look forward to Christmas Day, every day. Re-useable calendar, each page displays a week of the year, counting backwards with big bold graphic numbers.