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Urn Ashtray

Urn shaped ceramic ashtray

Apparently smoking is bad for you, but people still do it, and so people still need somewhere to keep their cigarettes, lighters, papers, and somewhere to (albeit temporarily) keep their ash. What better place than an urn shaped ashtray, serving either as a subtle reminder that you should start quitting,or a defiant stand that it’s your funeral and you’ll smoke if you want to. Ceramic ashtray with plenty of room to store all you need.
 
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Apron Guides

Printed Cooking Aprons

Fed up of frantically thumbing through cook books while your goulash explodes? Or coating your keyboard in baked beans and bolognese while help on Google loads? Fear not! Instead we’ve moved the help to the place you’re supposed to wipe your dirty hands!
 
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Water Wars

Water pistol game

If you enjoy laser tag, but hate the idea of having to dress up like a space man and run around in the dark, firing lasers at people you barely know, then (strictly speaking) you do not enjoy laser tag. Luckily, there is an alternative...! Our kit contains two water pistols, and two vests - complete with printed targets which will turn red wherever they come in contact with water.
 
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Ice Ice Baby

Ice Cube Tray

Alright stop, collaborate and listen, Suck is back with a brand new invention..Okay okay we’re twenty years late with this one, but you have to see if these things are going to blow over or not before you spend time designing super cool ice cube trays. Given that two decades have passed and we still know all the words, we’re pretty confident you’ll love seeing those immortal lyrics keeping your drink as cool as you will feel using them.
 
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Mummy Mike

Silicone rubber band holder

Part of our ‘dead’ range of office and home accessories, Mike has been preserved forever in that most binding of stationery, the rubber band! If you’re going to get anybody to keep your rubber bands safe you might as well make it someone who won’t move very far!
 
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Flower Grenade

Unfired ceramic seed bombs

Gardening’s gone guerilla - You’ve seen them, you may have looked away, but you’ve seen them. Those forgotten areas of the estate, left to fall apart and fall into disrepair. The municipal scrubland where nothing can grow... Or can it? Turn the concrete jungle into a wilderness with our compacted wild flower seed grenades.
 
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Sylvester Bird Box

Plywood cat face bird box

Plywood bird box with catface design, includes hook and removable base. It's not often birds fly into cat's mouths, it goes against everything evolution has taught them. Luckily though if they make that mistake with our cat faced Bird Box, instead of death - through the jaws of Sylvester all they will find is a warm safe nesting box.
 
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Cookie Stamper

Home made cookie stamper

Be proud of your homemade cookies - stamp them with this 'HOME MADE' cookie stamp!
 
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Digit Cake Moulds

Microwaveable silicone cake moulds

Baking cakes is overrated. Sure, it’s more homely - and one of the only times a grown up can legitimately make a mess and lick icing off a spoon - but we have better things to do these days! These microwaveable cake moulds make baking fun again. They're shaped to make up the component parts of retro digital figures, so you can make a cake shaped like any number, for any birthday. It is big and it is clever.
 
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Flip Book Sticky Notes

100 'frames' of animation on a note pad

Sticky note pads printed with various illustrated animations. It’s like a teeny tiny piece of cinema each time you write a note to buy some milk.
 
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Salt & Pepper 'Bots

The perfect robot butlers

Salt & Pepper, the domestic robot helpers you've been waiting for! No more reaching across your plate for the seasoning - they'll march dutifully across the dinner table to bring it to you. The perfect robot butlers. Now that's good table manners.
 
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Eye Clock

Fun looking battery powered clock

Eye Clock is a fun-looking battery powered clock. One eye shows the hours, and one shows the minutes.
 
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Colour Change Umbrella

Changes colour when wet!

Our colour changing umbrellas come printed with special ink - white when dry - that comes to life when in contact with water. Why would you buy a normal umbrella again? The Colour Change Umbrella looks cool - and maybe it will convince a generation of children that rainbows really do leak colour from the sky ...
 
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