Digit Cake Moulds Microwaveable silicone cake moulds Baking cakes is overrated. Sure, it’s more homely - and one of the only times a grown up can legitimately make a mess and lick icing off a spoon - but there are better things to do these days! Clever, microwaveable cake moulds, shaped to make up the component parts of retro digital figures. So you can make a cake shaped like any number, for any birthday. And we won’t tell anyone if you lick the spoon ...
		Flip Book Sticky Notes 100 'frames' of animation on a note pad Sticky note pads printed with various illustrated animations. It’s like a teeny tiny piece of cinema each time you need to remember to buy some milk.
		Salt & Pepper Bots The perfect robot butlers Salt & Pepper, the domestic robot helpers you've been waiting for! No more reaching across your plate for the seasoning - they'll march dutifully across the dinner table to bring it to you. The perfect robot butlers. Now that's good table manners.
		Eye clock Fun looking battery powered clock Eye clock is a fun-looking battery powered clock. One eye shows the hours, and one shows the minutes.
		Grenade Decoration Christmas Declarations - a dead thoughtful product "Deck the halls with light explosives". No one is suggesting you do that. Our set of 6 plastic Christmas decorations merely serves as a subtle reminder, during times of celebration, of those less fortunate. With each pack purchased you will be making a donation to Ctrl.Alt.Shift’s fight against global conflict.
		Colour Change Umbrella Changes colour when wet! Our colour changing umbrellas come printed with special ink, white when dry, that comes to life when in contact with water. Why would you buy a normal umbrella again? At best you will look cool, at worst you will confuse a generation of children into thinking rainbows are leaking colour from the sky.
		Musical Ruler & instruction booklet If your attention tends to waver for even a second, why not master a musical instrument at your desk? One that doesn't involve heavy breathing, or co-ordination, or timing of any kind. You needn't even leave your chair. Impress others ... bring your office together in an impromptu, team- building singalong. Then use it to underline your ever-growing To Do list!
		Character Bag Re-usable, posable, foldable carrier bag How many animals can you get in a shopping bag?? As many as you can think of! Suck UK’s Character Bag tucks up into a slotted body shape allowing you to pull the bag back through, creating anything from butterflies to elephants to aliens! Folds up and attaches to a keyring so you'll always have him on you when you need him.
		Stuff Box Shoebox Organiser Stash your important stuff in a shoe box! This may not sound like the most organised approach to filing important documents - but this is no ordinary shoe box. Designed with integral ring binder, folders and sections for all your important papers. Spaces for passport, driving licence, identification cards etc ... CDs, memory sticks, credit cards, foreign currency, keys ... anything you really don't want to misplace.
		Clipboard Mirror Mirror with clipboard clip At first glance a run-of-the-mill clipboard, but on closer inspection a stylish and simple mirror. Not just aesthetically pleasing, with the practicality of a standard clipboard, the added touch of design quirkiness will compliment both home and office. From memos to mail, attach it to this and make it an attention grabber.
		Bungee feeder Bungee man bird feeder Made from bird food, this dude will bungee dive from wherever you hang him - tree/garden shed/patio window - like the crazy adrenalin-junkie he is. Neighbours will wonder where you got him, and the pigeons will appreciate your unique taste in bird feeders. So try giving this little man a go ... before you invest in that floral hanging basket!
		Alt mug Altered mugs Traditional mugs with a twist. Each of these mugs has been subtly altered to give an added and unusual function.
		Bar Games Beer Mats Assorted beer mats with games and puzzles Anyone who has spent time in the pub will recognise the endless amusement that can be had with even the plainest of beer mats. This set of 30 different mats contains all kinds of drinking games, puzzles, quizzes and tricks to keep even the most socially inept barfly happily amused for hours.
		Sharpener desk tidy Large sharpener desk tidy Yes, that’s right, it’s a giant pencil sharpener. But no, it won't sharpen your giant pencils! A pen holder that's a world away from the usual dull desk accessories.
		Stop Doorstop Put an end to slamming doors No door too heavy! This fearless SUCK superhero will save the day in many a door-related crisis. Have you been the victim of poltergeist doorslamming and terrifying draughts?? Worry no more - this hero may be mini, but it's made from silicone rubber with a big grip footprint, and can resist the biggest and baddest of doors.
		Book Mark Squashed flat book mark Poor Mark! He's met a sticky end - a squishy end to be precise - his floppy body trapped within the pages of your book, scrabbling to get out. And all the while happily keeping your place ... you know, keeping the page at that point in the story where the man gets crushed by a giant encyclopedia. Forget pressed flowers and old receipts - Mark is the future. And what else will he do now he’s dead?!
		Mouse Doorstop Wooden door stop Perfectly functional, understated and cute. Made from scraps and offcuts. This classic wooden doorstop has just a touch of added mouse-like character without being too blatant. If objects are more useful, cheerful and altogether more friendly, people foster stronger relationships with them ... and they're less likely to end up as landfill.
		Happy Sack Bin Bags Bin bags that look like pet goldfish and Christmas Puddings No one likes taking out the rubbish. Probably not even the men that get paid to take out the rubbish. Brighten up their day (and your bin) by disguising your household waste as a traditional fairground prize goldfish. It's like a real prize goldfish in a bag - but without the hassle of having to buy a fish bowl and some plastic seaweed. Or look after him until he floats off upside down to the big underwater castle in the sky, leaving you with more junk than you started with. Your refuse has to go in something - why not let it be something that at least makes the bin man look vaguely silly? 12 printed biodegradable plastic bin bags
		Pop Art Mugs Officially licensed lyrics on mugs Pop Art mugs to brighten your cuppa. Available in a range of different designs, they're decorated with legendary lyrics from some classic rad songs. Feeling a bit metal? Then rock out with a mug of Motorhead coffee. Just had a hard day of freedom fighting? It has to be tea in the Marvin Gaye mug. Or maybe you've just perfected your Bobby Gillespie hair? Primal Scream it is then ... For whatever musical mood you're in, there's a lovingly designed mug to accompany it.
		Wiper Mirror Bathroom mirror with wiper Ever been left with unsightly watermarks or abusive messages written in the condensation of your bathroom mirror? Well, here's the answer - this mirror is fitted with a car windscreen wiper, so you can vamoose that pesky condensation with one fell swoop. No more ugly wet hand marks or toilet paper fluff left on your looking glass. And doesn’t it just look pretty slick? Quirky and practical, you’ll always be able to see your lovely mug in this mirror.
		Chalk Chess Chess made from chalk A full set of chess pieces made from white and black chalk. Take them with you wherever you go and, whenever you get the urge for a game, draw the board out on any convenient surface!

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