Need to relieve some pent up anger and frustration? Tired of losing your pen when it rolls under the edge of your keyboard? You need Fred on your desk ... and then you need to stab him repeatedly in the chest with your writing implement! The most unnecessarily violent pen holder on the market today - get yours now!
Desktop Pen Holder
Feeling stressed and frustrated? Need someone to take your aggression out on? And somewhere to keep that pesky pen you keep losing under the edge of your computer keyboard? Well Dead Fred is the man for you!
Alleviate all that pent up aggression by violently and repeatedly stabbing Fred through the heart... and is if by magic there it is, just where you left it, your pen right at your fingertips - and your stress and frustration, vanished.
Design by Yann Le Bouedec
He's related to Dead Fred, Splat Stan and Stress Paul,
so is no stranger to tragedy.
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Synthetic rubber. Perfect for products that come in contact with food. Heat resistant and inert, does not support microbiological growth and is non-stick.
100%
Plastic Blister packaging (PVC)
0.029 Kg
0.064 lb
Transparent pack sealed around all edges so the product is clearly visible and protected. Recyclable: Symbol 3.
Shipping cartons
0.055 Kg
0.121 lb
Cardboard cartons produced from partially or fully recycled paper. We aim to pack our goods efficiently to reduce waste. Our cartons are fully recyclable.
Size and weight
Item dimensions
Width
65
mm
2.56
in
Height
130
mm
5.12
in
Depth
25
mm
0.98
in
Weight
0.052
Kg
0.114
lb
Dimensions of item in packaging
Width
140
mm
5.51
in
Height
200
mm
7.87
in
Depth
20
mm
0.79
in
Weight
0.081
Kg
0.178
lb
Shipping cartons
Quantity per merchandiser
12 units
Carton Quantity 96
Width
445
mm
17.52
in
Height
365
mm
14.37
in
Depth
755
mm
29.72
in
Volume
0.1226
cbm
4.3296
ft3
Weight
13.020
Kg
28.644
lb
Net weight
7.776
Kg
17.107
lb
Carton Quantity 24
Width
370
mm
14.57
in
Height
165
mm
6.50
in
Depth
430
mm
16.93
in
Volume
0.0263
cbm
0.9288
ft3
Weight
2.940
Kg
6.468
lb
Net weight
1.944
Kg
4.277
lb
Quantity per 20' shipping container
21,888 units
Conformity
Product conformity is of paramount importance. Safety and responsibility for environment begins at the design stage of each product, the specification of materials and components, right through to the production method. We strive to supply you with a safe product and one that conforms to all regulations.
Sedex Registered Supplier Produced by a factory that is a registered member of Sedex, empowering responsible supply chains.
Sedex Member Ethical Trade Audit Produced at a factory audited to Sedex Members Ethical Trade Audit (SMETA) guidelines: Labour Standards, Health & Safety, Environment and Business Practices.
This is not a Toy This product has not been classified as a toy, and therefore is not intended for children.
Recyclable Packaging Made from materials that can easily be recycled if disposed of correctly.
Plastic Recycling Type-3 Please be responsible and recycle any unwanted plastic product or packaging. PVC is a Type-3 plastic. Your local recycling centre will have the capability to recycle this.
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