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Small everyday objects that will bring a smile to your face
The grown up way to pacify your thirst
Pacify your thirst, open bottles with a metal baby’s dummy. Mommy’s not there to jam a bottle in your mouth every time you feel like throwing a tantrum in the supermarket, and it’s no longer acceptable to start screaming when you don’t get your own way. Luckily there is a grown-up equivalent to the calming effects of warm milk… Cold beer! Drink responsibly, you are a grown-up now. Made from a solid piece of polished chromed metal.
Watch your cat DJ whilst having a good scratch
Cool for cats! You love your kitty, but you hate him scratching the furniture, give your pet something good to get his claws into... Like a cardboard turntable with moving tone arm and a top which spins as your cat paws at it! Now watch your cat DJ instead of tearing up the furniture.
iPod Speaker made from card and sounds great
Portable speaker, plug into your phone or iPod for loud music with amazing sound quality. Doubles as an FM radio if you want to catch up on the latest cricket scores. Take it to the beach or picnic and share your music with the rest of the world. The classic portable radio form, but made entirely from recycled cardboard (other than the electronics of course). Batteries and iPod lead included.
On your key chain for emergencies
Perfect any time you need to open a bottle, don't leave home without this essential pocket accessory. A true design classic and the coolest bottle opener ever to adorn your key chain. Watch amazed faces as you open your beer with your keys! Looks exactly like a classic door key, but the action end is a handy bottle opener.
Perfectly folded T-shirts every time
Get the store-fresh look, ingenius and fiendishly simply cardboard device to fold your T-shirts perfectly. Think of all the time you will save. Conveniently folds up to be stored when not in use. AND it will make your mum think you’re the kind of well-adjusted grown up she always hoped you would turn out to be.
Awesomely gruesome - Stab Fred with your pen
Need to relieve some pent up anger and frustration? Tired of losing your pen when it rolls under the edge of your keyboard? You need Fred on your desk ... and then you need to stab him repeatedly in the chest with your writing implement! The most unnecessarily violent pen holder on the market today - get yours now!
Macabre - Squash Mark with your book
Poor Mark! He's met a sticky end - squashed flat within the pages of your book. He may look as if he's scrabbling to get out, but he's really quite happy keeping your place. Forget pressed flowers and old bus tickets - Mark is the future. After all, he's dead - what else has he got to do?!
Shocking - Squash Stan with your mug
Perfect if you are feeling stressed at your desk, just reach over and give stan a good squashing with your mug of hot coffee... Yeargh! Feeling better? Good. Back to work then. Stan will also protect your table from tea and coffee dribbles and drips.
Cruel - Stress busting rubber toy
Feeling overwhelmed - tense - under pressure? Frustrated at work? Computer keep crashing? Don't let it get to you - take it out on poor old Paul! He's there for all your stress-busting needs. Keep him on your desk, in your pocket or tucked in your handbag.
Back from the dead - Rubber band holder
Mummy Mike looks like he is trying to break free from millenia-old bandages and return from the land of the dead. Your job is to restrain him with as many elastic bands as you can get your hands on. A perfect excuse to "tidy" your desk instead of getting on with your work.
Organise your CDs and LPs
Ever hang out in dusty old record stores full of vintage and collectable vinyl? Then these dividers will be very familiar! The printed cardboard dividers are photographic replicas of record store handmade dividers. Navigate around your own collection - flip them over to sort either by genre or alphabetically.
Folded cardboard houses for cats
Perfectly complementing our Cat Playhouse range of fun accessories for pets, the Cardboard Teepee & Cabin provide a more grown-up place for your feline friends to fall asleep. Shaped like the homes built by Native Americans and men of the American frontier, they evoke adventure, pioneering spirit and a life-on-the-edge attitude to life. None of which house cats have of course, but they will also be grateful of a private place to sleep and for the playballs and toys that come with both designs. asleep. Ideal for other small pets like rabbits too!
Shot gun shack ... Shot gun wedding ...
A product based around a tenuous bit of wordplay, but sometimes these things can spawn classics. It could be argued the gun emblem on the side is a sophisticated metaphor for the lasting damage alcohol can do to a life. Alternatively, it could just be because it looks pretty cool ...
Indestructible ashtray with lifetime guarantee
Squeezy rubber ashtray. No-one believes it's possible, an ashtray made from rubber is like a teapot made from chocolate. But against all odds this silicone is completely indestructible. The special formulation silicone rubber will NOT burn or melt!