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Brand new! The most recent creations from SUCK UK
An organiser for your essentialsKeys, glasses, phone, watch, loose change, and the contents of your pockets... it can be difficult keeping all these things in mind. Get organised, keep your paraphernalia in a skull, freeing up space in yours.
A deck of cards bound into a notebook52 specially commissioned playing cards with blank faces. Bound along one edge to make a pocket size book. Made from the finest quality genuine playing card stock, and feel exactly like a deck of cards in the hand.
Bake your own 3D Safari AnimalsCookie cutters in the shape of safari animal body parts. Cut out cookie dough, bake in the oven, then slot the cookies together to make edible animals that will stand up your plate.
Perfect for iPad and iPhone Designed like a simple pen for accurate operation. The chunky shape makes it easy to hold. Most people find it way more accurate to draw and write with a pen than their finger, it's just what we are all used to. Made for iPad, iPhone, smartphones and other touchscreen devices.
Finally a replacement for your fingerEngineered to work perfectly with iPad, iPhone and other touch screen devices. Designed like a simple pencil. Most people find it way more accurate to draw and write with a pen than their finger, it's just what we are all used to. Ideal for games and apps like Draw Something.
A fish in the pot make tastier teaTea leaves are known to retain more natural flavours of the tea. Combined with enhanced water circulation the tea infuser gives results in a tastier, quality brew.
Turn a chore into a workoutBig enough to hold a heavyweight load of washing, ideal for boxers, trousers and shirts, there's even enough room to throw in the towel (no pun intended).
Porcelain white rabbit with a light-up tailAdorable bunny with a light-bulb where his fluffy tail should be. Irresistible, and a little surreal. Face in different directions to adjust the amount of light directed into a dark room.
Peel citrus fruit quickly, easily and perfectly.A clever tool to peel away the tough outer skin of oranges, grapefruit and other citrus fruits. Quickly get at the juicy goodness inside.
Become a balloon making genius in just a few moments.But how? Easy, just cheat! All the twists and turns are printed directly onto the balloons. Just follow the numbers and twist along the dotted line. Assemble your helmet, sword and shield, and your balloon battle can soon commence.
Fun shaped push pins to liven up your noticeboardAvailable in sets of moles & mole hills, joke shop hats/glasses & bowties, and Loch Ness Monster styles – these push pins can help secure all manner of printed material to cork pin boards everywhere.
A postcard for every tripCustomisable world map with stickers to show where you have been and where you are going. Keep your friends and family up to date with your travels.
His and Hers hooks inspired by chess piecesBrass hangers with King & Queen crowns. One for him and one for her, perfect for the bathroom if you are lost for somewhere to hang your robe. Design based on the classic King and Queen chess pieces.
Bow tie for cats and dogsStars and designers have made bow ties a MUST for this season. The least one can say is that the Original Bow Tie will, without a doubt, be the canine accessory to get heads turning!
Countdown to Xmas - Perpetual wall calenderVisually powerful, clear and bold. Feel the excitement and anticipation of being a kid again... look forward to Christmas Day, every day. Re-useable calendar, each page displays a week of the year, counting backwards with big bold graphic numbers.
Bake your own 3D DinosaursSets of cookie cutters that help you bake 3D dinosaur shapes. 4 to collect. Each pack includes a body and front/back leg shapes. Bake the body parts then slot them together to create the tastiest treats this side of post-meteorite-strike mass extinction. Available in Tyrannosaurus-Rex, Brachiosaurus, Triceratops and Stegosaurus styles.
Stick to your fridge and measure your kidsA magnetic tape measure you can stick to your fridge and record the height of your children as they grow. You can then keep it forever, as a tangible record of the development of your offspring.
The grown up way to pacify your thirstPacify your thirst, open bottles with a metal baby’s dummy. Mommy’s not there to jam a bottle in your mouth every time you feel like throwing a tantrum in the supermarket, and it’s no longer acceptable to start screaming when you don’t get your own way. Luckily there is a grown-up equivalent to the calming effects of warm milk… Cold beer! Drink responsibly, you are a grown-up now. Made from a solid piece of polished chromed metal.
Fridge magnets that make your photos funnyBrighten up the photographs on your fridge with eyes that jiggle each time you open the door. Hold up photos of your friends and loved ones and create wacky characters from pets and babies.
