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Brand new! The most recent creations from SUCK UK
Roll your socks in to a ball
Why settle for boring grey sock balls in your top drawer when you could have an array of awesome Ball Socks. At the end of a day when you take your socks off, roll them into a ball to form your favourite sports ball and score a goal, shoot a hoop or hit an ace in to the laundry basket and become your very own champion! One size fits all sports, high quality cotton socks for that extra soft feel.
A teddy bear's head that unrolls to a bear shaped picnic rug
Be the talk of the park this summer as you tuck into your sandwiches and sausage rolls on this bear skin picnic blanket. With a guilt free conscious - no teddy bears were harmed in the making of this picnic blanket! Easy to take with you, complete with carry handle, the blanket neatly rolls up into a teddy bear’s head.
Pinpoint Your Travels
Stick pins in the places you’ve been or plan your future travels. Full-size 10” (25cm) cork globe with a clear and simple world map: pinpoint cities and tick-off countries as you journey around the planet. Mounted on a stainless steel base and supplied with pins. Been there? Done that? Show off your globetrotting exploits for all to see.
Queen's Head Cookie Cutters
Afternoon Tea is a great British tradition, and what could be better than “tea with the Queen”. Enjoying a nice cup of tea and a cookie with Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth is unlikely for most of us, until now... Bake posh cookies with the silhouette of Her Majesty. The iconic Queen’s profile is a symbol of royalty and Britannia, and is perfect for dunking. God Save The Queen
Star Quality Results
Are you filing your nails or playing the worlds smallest guitar? Are you a Hippie Chic, a Rock Chick or a Metal Chic? Either way there's a guitar to suit your musical mood (Acoustic, Hot Pink Stratocaster, or Flying V). Achieve star quality results with this double sided 150/180 grade nail file.
Make Three Ice Balls
Make Giant Ice Balls in your home freezer. Mother nature provided the perfect design to capture water in spheres: Peas in a pod (Edamame in Japan). Spherical ice cubes look extra-cool and keep your drink extra-cold, for longer. Spherical ice melts 80% slower than cube shaped ice, so they won't water down your drink as quick. The ice tray stays upright when filled to prevent spilling. Once frozen squeeze ice out of the mould into your drink.
Add comments and likes to everyday objects
Sticky Notes made from semi-clear paper. Speech bubbles for your thoughts and hearts for everything you love. Think of them as real-life social media “comments" and “likes" for adding to photos, magazines or everyday objects for friends and family. The glue won't leave a mark and the smooth surface is perfect for pencil or pen. A little transparency will help get your point across.
Sticky Notes & Page Markers
Parent and baby sticky notes. Write sensible memos on grown-up sticky notes, write cute messages on baby size notes (baby sticky notes also make great page markers). Elephants don't forget, little birdies always have something to say and of course ducks... well ducks just look darn cute. A great gift for busy families.
Start a conversation anywhere
Leave messages for each other all around the house. Avoid actual spoken conversation, eye contact or expressing your true feelings. Communicate via the modern medium of SMS “texts” but without the need for a fancy cellular phone. 2 coloured “conversation bubble” pads. 100 sticky-notes each.
Rechargeable Light that Turns Empty Bottles into Lamps
Don’t throw out your empties, recycle bottles into lamps with a super bright LED. Shaped like a cork, with a light, internal battery and USB charger. Make interesting lights with vintage drinks bottles or create a cosy, improvised table feature. Perfect outdoors (where the wind will blow out a candle stuck into an old wine bottle).
Prevent cables slipping off your desk
Do your cables slide down the back of your desk each time you unplug? Cable Buddies grip your wires and keep them within easy reach. Use anywhere you have detachable devices: the phone charger by your bed, the laptop charger behind your desk, the printer cable in your office… Self-adhesive pads keep Cable Buddies firmly in place. Pack of 4 expressive characters.
Monster from the swamp
Vinyl toys are traditionally cool, but functionless characters, collected and displayed but never used – this seems like a waste of creativity to us, so we've taken our favourite hungry frog figure, given him a vibrant paintjob and re-sized him to be perfect for swallowing your paper clips, pencil sharpener, erasers and much more… finally an excuse to keep toys on your desk.
Love is in the air!
Celebrate! Make occasions special. Shower your favourite person in colourful retro confetti. Perfect for Weddings, Valentine's, Anniversaries or just because “I love you”. Super light-weight paper replicas of retro Love Heart Sweets. Packaged in a fun oversized Love Hearts tube which makes it easy to scatter around. It's highly recommended that you don't use real Love Hearts... you probably won’t be invited again!
Turn anything into a stylus
A compact stylus you can take anywhere. Designed to fit on the end of anything, from pencils to wooden spoons, and turn them into a stylus for your iPhone, iPad or other device. The cartoon gloved hand is the ideal size for popping in your back pocket or chucking in your handbag whilst not in use. Very Handy!
Pirate style classic Waiter's Friend bottle opener
The sommelier’s favourite “Waiter’s Friend” corkscrew, pull corks like a professional. Corkscrew with easy-open lever, foil-cutter and beer bottle opener. Designed like a peg-legged pirate with eye-patch, beard, hook hand, earing, black bandana and even a parrot. Forget Blackbeard, “Legless” is the hardest working pirate in the bar.
Do Up Your Shoes
Are your old converses crying out for a makeover? Or are your new Nikes just not as glamorous as they once looked? Customise your feet by changing your shoe-laces. Get rid of the regular white laces supplied with your sneakers and put in a fresh colourful pair. Dress up your feet to look like strawberries, rainbows or American flags. We’re crazy for them and we know you will be too. Designed by Suck UK
Blank for your family's recipes
Archive generations of kitchen secrets and keep your favourite recipes in the family. Home-cooked is always better. Mum's amazing Sunday roasts or Nan's awesome chocolate cake. Every family has special recipes that give us that instant feeling of nostalgia. Create your own recipe book: Write down the required ingredients and method, personalise with photos and share your secret recipes with the rest of the family.
Retro Wooden Robots Crack Tough Nuts
In the future robots will fulfil all manner of helpful tasks around the home… the future has arrived with these vintage looking wind-up robots whose specialist task is to crack open nuts. Place any nut in the robot's belly and twist the key to crack open the shell. Robot Nut Crackers are easy to use and will break into any nut, from the smallest hazelnut to the toughest walnut. Your new best friend is made from solid beech wood and finished with a gleaming retro paint-job.
Make Monster Ice Cubes
Giant zombie hand shaped ice sculpture. The zombies have come back from the dead and they're coming for you through your drinks! A silicone ice cube tray for making an extra-large ice cube. Cleverly designed to stand level in your freezer, and flexible enough to reveal every terrifying detail in the ice.