Oh, how I wish this bottle of magical drink they call 'wine' would stay fresh! Well fear not vino lovers, your very own personal genie is hear to grant all your bottle related wishes. Strong and flexible, this genie stands guard keeping your  pop from getting stale and fitting to almost any bottle size, ensuring no precious drink ever goes to waste. He appears in times of great drink saving need and sits arms crossed in your bottle, warding off any pesky drink thieves.
Original idea by Paul Greenhalgh