Yes, that’s right, it’s a giant pencil sharpener. But no, it won't sharpen your giant pencils! A pen holder that's a world away from the usual dull desk accessories.
Pen holder. Murder Fred again and again with your pen!
Need to relieve some pent up anger and frustration? Tired of losing your pen when it rolls under the edge of your keyboard? You need Fred on your desk ... and then you need to stab him repeatedly in the chest with your writing implement! The most unnecessarily violent pen holder on the market today - get yours now!
Poor Mark! He's met a sticky end - squashed flat within the pages of your book. He may look as if he's scrabbling to get out, but he's really quite happy keeping your place (you know, keeping the page at that point in the story where the man gets crushed by a giant encyclopedia). Forget pressed flowers and old receipts - Mark is the future. After all, he’s dead - what else has he got to do?!
Local Hero! Stan got splatted protecting your table from stains from your coffee cup. Made in Silicone Rubber. Check out Stan's pals - Dead Fred, Hanging Harry, Book Mark and Stress Paul.
Things are looking pretty bad for Harry, strung up by the neck, waiting for you to switch on the lights! It's hard to miss this silicone rubber light pull.
We've taken a traditional Fire Bucket and reinvented it for the 21st Century. Back in the old days, buckets of sand or water were used to put out fires ... instead of using our miniature version to throw sand onto a blazing fire, keep the sand in the bucket and use it to stub out your cigarettes. Great for the outdoors. Take it camping; use it for barbecues in the park, on the balcony or in your garden. The cigarette butts are killed instantly and all nasty smells and potential fires are prevented. The bucket even comes complete with a packet of sand!
How committed to saving are you? Will you really drop another 50p in the slot if you know that you have to break the glass to get it out? Go on, do it! Then - in a real emergency - you'll have the cash to hand. And won't that feel great?
Look at your keyboard! Do you see the little keys? See the one with a pound symbol? And the one that says 'save'? Well, we've made a supersize version for you to save your loose change in!
Save your coppers for charity in these retro money boxes
In days gone by, every corner shop had a charity collection box in the shape of a forlorn child, reminding you of kids far worse off than yourself. Now you can have this miniature version to tug on your heartstrings - a reminder to save your spare change for a worthy cause.
Let your creativity run wild ... bring out your inner graffiti artist! Apply these cool graffiti transfers to the surface of the train, in any way you please, to create your own personal product.
Stash your important stuff in a shoe box!
This may not sound like the most organised approach to filing important documents - but this is no ordinary shoe box. Designed with integral ring binder, folders and sections for all your important papers. Spaces for passport, driving licence, identification cards etc ... CDs, memory sticks, credit cards, foreign currency, keys ... anything you really don't want to misplace.
Feeling overwhelmed - tense - under pressure? Frustrated at work? Computer keep crashing? Don't let it get to you - take it out on poor old Paul! He's there for all your stress-busting needs. Keep him on your desk, in your pocket or tucked in your handbag.
This sleek, solid block of acrylic resin encases a floating lightbulb filled with a glow-in-the-dark pigment, creating a captivating optical illusion. Throughout the day the glow brick absorbs light, and as darkness falls it comes to life, giving a soft and subtle glow to any room.
Apparently smoking is bad for you, but people still do it, and so people still need somewhere to keep their cigarettes, lighters, papers, and somewhere to (albeit temporarily) keep their ash. What better place than an urn shaped ashtray, serving either as a subtle reminder that you should start quitting,or a defiant stand that it’s your funeral and you’ll smoke if you want to. Ceramic ashtray with plenty of room to store all you need.
Part of our ‘dead’ range of office and home
accessories, Mike has been preserved forever in that
most binding of stationery, the rubber band! If you’re
going to get anybody to keep your rubber bands safe
you might as well make it someone who won’t move
very far!
