Need to relieve some pent up anger and frustration? Tired of losing your pen when it rolls under the edge of your keyboard? You need Fred on your desk ... and then you need to stab him repeatedly in the chest with your writing implement! The most unnecessarily violent pen holder on the market today - get yours now!
Made by Suck UK
65 x 130 x 25mm | 52g
Desktop Pen Holder
Feeling stressed and frustrated? Need someone to take your aggression out on? And somewhere to keep that pesky pen you keep losing under the edge of your computer keyboard? Dead Fred is the man for you!
Alleviate all that pent up aggression by violently and repeatedly stabbing Fred through the heart... and is if by magic there it is, just where you left it, your pen right at your fingertips - and your stress and frustration, vanished.
Design by Yann Le Bouedec for SUCK UK
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This is not a Toy This product is not intended for children, and has not been classified as a toy.
Recyclable Packaging Made from materials that can easily be recycled if disposed of correctly.
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