Pacifier Bottle Opener

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A childish way to open beer.

There is a grown-up equivalent to the calming effects of warm milk… Cold beer! Pacify your thirst, open bottles with a metal baby’s dummy. Mommy’s not there to jam a bottle in your mouth every time you feel like throwing a tantrum in the supermarket, and it’s no longer acceptable to start screaming when you don’t get your own way.

An idea by Axle Dean Looslie made by Suck UK

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Bottle opener shaped like a baby's dummy or pacifier.

Pacify your thirst, open bottles with a metal baby's dummy. Mommy's not there to jam a bottle in your mouth every time you feel like throwing a tantrum in the supermarket, and it's no longer acceptable to start screaming when you don't get your own way. Luckily there is a grown-up equivalent to the calming effects of warm milk… Cold beer! Drink responsibly, you are a grown-up now. Made from a solid piece of polished chromed metal.

Design by Axle Dean Looslie