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Some classic SuckUK products, no longer available to buy, but still great fun.

359 Products

Toy Bone Dog Bowl

Play a practical joke on your dog.

Flying Pig Corkscrew

Curly tailed bottle opener.

Kid's Colour Change Umbrella

Changes to bright colours when wet.

Recordable Message Gift Bag

For more memorable gift-giving.

Astronaut Food Flags

Markers for cheese and other foods.

Plant Pot Bookends

A classic terracotta plant pot split in half.

Deceptively comfy looking porcelain pillow.

Stick Man Bottle Opener

Your helpful new best friend.

Mr Salt & Mrs Pepper

Smartly dressed wooden grinders.

No Pressure Coffee Dripper

Espresso is over, drip coffee rules.

Rocket Lemon Juicer

Give your food a blast of citrus.

Cork Tape Dispenser

Tape Dispenser made entirely from cork.

Tea Towel Targets

A collection of animal tea towels for targeting those dirty dishes!

Add savings to your piggy bank.

Dangerously cool sauce serving dish.

Mini architecture in rubber.

Super Market Hero

Tough and reusable shopping bag.

Butterfly Umbrella

Transform rainy days into something beautiful.

SALE! HALF PRICE
Explosive kitchen timer

Bottle pourers for drinks or oil & vinegar.

Big Mouth Bookmark

Tongue shaped bookmark really sticks out.

Edible Disguises

Stick on food to create funny characters.

Skyline Gift Wrap

Your presents will look like a mini city.

Split-ring Bottle Opener

Keyring that doubles as a bottle opener.

Ice Lolly Nail File

File with sleeve in the style of a popsicle.

Ice Lolly Maker

Ice cream truck shaped Ice-lolly moulds.

Transport Notes

Rocket & Train sticky notes and markers.

Short Kitchen Apron Guide

A cut-off apron with tips and conversions.

Christmas Stockings

Send gifts in stocking shaped mail bags.

Turn empty containers into piggy banks.

Roll your socks into our favourite planet.

Ball your socks up to look like a skull.

Foosball Erasers

Play table football anywhere with a pencil.

Silver Love Hearts

Silver replica of the classic retro sweet.

Roll your socks into footballs, baseballs...

Rockstar Nail File

File your nails on tiny guitars. Rock n Roll.

Tea with the Queen

The Queen's head cookie cutters.

Animal Sticky Notes

Cute critter sticky notes & page markers.

SMS Sticky Notes

Text message conversations on paper.

Love Hearts Party Scatter

Love is in the air, paper party decorations.

Prevent cables slipping off your desk.

Giant pea-pod makes giant ice cube balls.

Text Speak Erasers

Colourful erasers & colourful language.

Pac-Man Ghost Lamp

Give your room a nostalgic glow

3D Crocodile Ice

Make monster sized croc ice cubes.

Make monster zombie hand ice cubes.

Touch Point Stylus

Turn anything into a stylus.

Make monster size shark ice cubes.

A-Z Sticky Letters

Brightly Coloured A - Z sticky letters.

The best way to display SuckUK in your store.

Hammer some life into your walls.

One end is a stylus, the other is a pencil.

Chums Desk Tidy

Keep desk clutter in his monster mouth.

Gadget Gift Set

Joseph Joseph's colourful kitchen gadgets

Rainbow Jelly Mould

An array of colourful rainbow flavours.

Playing Card Notebook

A deck of cards bound into a notebook.

3D Safari Cookie Cutters

Bake and assemble 3D Safari Animals.

Fish Tea Infuser

A fish in the pot makes quick tasty tea.

World Travel Postcard

A postcard to personalise for every trip.

Peel citrus fruit quickly, easily & perfectly.

Porcelain white rabbit with a light-up tail.

Reversible bow ties for cats and dogs.

Balloon Warrior

Cheat! Instructions on every balloon.

52 Weeks to Christmas

Countdown to Xmas perpetual calendar.

Fridge magnets make your photos funny.

Stick it to your fridge and measure your kids.

Irresistible cardboard toy houses for cats.

Pacifier Bottle Opener

A childish way to open beer.

Rolling pin for baseball fans.

Clean away grime to leave your message.

Chums Desk Tidy

Pencil-Pot… Desk-Tidy... Vinyl Toy

Heart Shaped Drinking Straws.

Spooky Bat Pegs

Sleeping vampire bats, useful clips.

Sitting Duck Pegs

Fairground duck shoot, useful clips.

Organise and identify your cables & stuff.

His & Hers chess piece wall hooks.

Stick on to create snacks with character.

Hang small household items on the wall.

Tattoo Notebook

Set free your inner tattoo artist.

Clockwork Sharpener

Wind-up key shaped pencil sharpener.

Guard Dog Money Box

Protect Your Savings

Set of 6 graphically numbered mugs.

Beautifully illustrated badges hand made in the USA.

The fully adjustable candle holder.

A Home for your keys

Don't lose your house keys again.

Mega Silly Notes

Large blocks of fun shaped sticky notes.

Block's smart shirt accessories

Tiny blocks of fun shaped page markers.

Large memo block in the form of a house.

Cork Noticeboard

Doorstop & Bookend giant toy soldiers.

Magnotag Tea Towel

Tea towels & oven mitts stick to the fridge.

Decorate and send through the post.

Cloud Pencil Tidy

Look it's a rainbow, and a giant eraser.

Cloud Key Holder

Keep your keys in the cloud.

Quack Tape Dispenser

Hear the quack when you unwind the tape.

Boat Nail Brush

Floats in the bath like a boat.

Peel n Stick Postcard

DIY Sticky Postcards and Greetings Cards.

Leave reminders on your light switches.

Love Heart Stamp

Ink stamps with heartfelt messages.

Be seen at night with reflective video game characters

Play puzzle games with sticky notes when you should be working

Cardboard Radio

Card iPod speaker with great sound.

Portable, self-adhesive protection against the jinx

Staple and print a smiley at the same time.

Organise loose wires and cables.

Reflective Biker Socks

Hi-Vis socks for cyclists.

Chopstick Drumsticks

Make music, drum with your chopsticks.

Pac Man Cookie Cutters

1980s arcade influenced home baking.

Sticky Tape Dispenser

NOT a builders tape measure.

Have you saved enough to feed an elephant?

Heart Hole Punch

Punch heart shaped holes in your paper.

Floppy Disk Sticky Note

Stick on your desk and pretend it's 1984

Make your own ransom note postcards.

Balloon Animals

Cheat! Instructions on each balloon.

A reminder of your mortality.

2Water Pistols & vests that change colour when shot

Ice cubes by Davide Bowie & Vanilla Ice.

Back from the dead - rubber band holder.

Bombs smash open to spread the seeds.

Sylvester Bird Box

Wooden bird house with sleepy cat face.

Digit Cake Moulds

Microwaveable silicone cake moulds.

Flip Book Sticky Notes

100 frames of animation on a note pad.

Googly eyes look at the hour and minute.

Grenade Decoration

Dead thoughtful Christmas decorations.

Reusable, posable, foldable carrier bag

Stash your important stuff in a shoe box

Clipboard Mirror

Mirrored glass and Stainless steel.

Bungee Bird Feeder

Bungee jumper made from bird seed.

Wishy Washy Soap

Rub the lamp and get what you wish for.

Comic book font holds slamming doors.

House shaped bedside reading light.

Made from recycled scraps of wood.

Xmas Pud Bin Bags

Disguise your garbage this Xmas

Officially licensed lyrics on mugs.

Bathroom mirror with windscreen wiper.

Postcard Aeroplane

Mail a personalised retro plywood plane.

Glow in the dark spray-paint, without the paint.

A-Z CD Dividers

Organise your CDs like a pro.

Powered by light.

A frame for your paperback books.

Reflective Biker Stickers

Skull and bike logos for safer cycling.

Complete chess set made from chalk.

Make your instant noodles posher.

Oversize light bulb made in ply-wood.

Happy Birthday Cake

Silicone cake mould spells out your message.

Porcupine toothpick holder with toothpicks.

2 rolls of tape one for the month one for the day.

2 handed fruit squeezer.

Teddy Bear Lamp

Slightly weird bedside lamp

Terrorist Tea Pot

Teapot with a balaclava tea cosy.

Cool looking glass and steel wall mirror

A-Z Ice cube trays make 26 letters.

Charity Money Box

Save for charity in retro money boxes.

Who Tall Are You Mirror

Gauge your height against a list of celebrities

Fire Bucket Ashtray

Mini fire bucket with sand.

Write messages by blanking out the dots.

Carve Your Own Card

Carve your personal message into wood.

Touch Screen Stylus (Pencil)

More accurate than using your fingers.

Shot In The Dark Glasses

Shot Glasses that glow in the dark.

Medical style cool and hot bags!

Numbers LED Clock

Individual LED Numbers linked together.

Emergency Money Box

Break glass to get at emergency cash.

Card Mini Boom Box

Mini stereo speakers for your iPod - easy fold it yourself card!

Cardboard Mini Arcade

Mini arcade machine for PSP - fold it yourself out of card

Fire Bucket Barbecue

What's more portable than a bucket?

Smoking Mittens

When you have to go outside for a smoke.

Leather case to protect and worship your MP3 player

Come In & Go Away

Shot gun shack ... Shot gun wedding ...

Battery powered miniature table lamp

Do Not Disturb ... with a twist

Genie in a Bottle

Birthday Candle

Beautifully packaged single birthday candle

A really gruesome bathroom light pull.

Match to your interior by changing the face

Razorblade Mirror

A classic graphic for your wall

Blank canvas train with graffiti art transfers

Oversize swivelling leather lounger chair.

Five x Five Mirror

25 mini mirror panels set at different angles

Tube Map Wallet

Wallet with concealed London Underground map

Ceramic fruit bowls that look like footballs and basketballs

Egg timer or egg cup or both?

Candlelight-Electriclight

Electric light and candlelight in one lamp

Dart Coat Hooks

Strong metal darts screw into the wall.

Magnetic England Flags for your Car

Tube Map Mirror

The classic map graphic in gold mirror

Silver replica of the classic retro sweet.

Raunchy Wrap Paper

Nice outside, raunchy on the inside.

Time Flies Clocks

Set of 3 wall clocks for 3 cities

Wall Clock with world time calculations

Pocket folding wine bottle opener

For one bottle and two glasses

Illuminating wall panel with fairy lights

SUCK UK T-Shirts will make you look Cool!

Supercars T-Shirt

Supercars Trump T-Shirts

Floor Standing Stainless Steel Light

Display your old photos in a wall light.

Salt & Pepper Shakers

Bakelite and Stainless Steel

Colour changing damask pattern

Glass Place Mats

Stacking Place Mats

No Smoking Ashtray

Made from a metal

Personalised neon designs behind mirror

Twist for your favourite flavours

Manhole Bath Mat

Man Hole Cover Bathroom Mat

Low Voltage Light

Danger! Live Electricity Wall Light

LED Special Edition

Scrolling red numbers and messages

LED scrolling message board behind mirror

Desk clock with scrolling numbers

Low level seating with magazine rack

Ceramic flower vase Inspired by peace.

Ceramic Gun Vase

Wall vase inspired by peace.

Glow in the dark light-bulb night light.

Computer key storage for your cash

Cocktail Challenge

Illuminating storage shelf for CDs

London Underground credit card map

Stainless Steel Wall Light.

Notebook & Pencil

Notebook with cut-out to hold your pencil.

Collapsible Lunch Box

Carry-everywhere lunchboxes

KUKU Rainbow Earrings

S2 Simply beautiful jewellery.

KUKU Shell Necklace

S2 Simply beautiful jewellery.

KUKU Eye Coin Necklace

S2 Simply beautiful jewellery.

KUKU Rainbow Necklace

S2 Simply beautiful jewellery.

KUKU Moon & Star Necklace

S2 Simply beautiful jewellery.

KUKU Lucky Horseshoe Necklace

S2 Simply beautiful jewellery.

KUKU Flower Necklace

S2 Simply beautiful jewellery.

KUKU Bee Necklace

S2 Simply beautiful jewellery.

Distortion Brass Candle Stick

Large and wonkey brass candlestick.

Contour Key Rings

Wear the ring around your wrist or clip it to your belt.

Diamond Box Black

Compact storage boxes made from wood.

26 beautiful A-Z stackable wooden blocks.

Diamond Box Natural

Compact storage boxes made from wood.

Prism Corkscrew

Wooden corkscrew with protective cover.

Nail Bottle Opener Colour

A bent nail, a piece of wood and a magnet.

Cubebot Small Colours

Colourful 2.5" folding cube robot puzzles.

Simple jigsaw cartoon brainteaser toy.

Little Big Trivet

Adjustable wooden table-top protector.

Bank in the form of a Pig

Large brightly coloured piggy banks.

Distortion Candlestick

Traditional candlestick with wonky twist.

Old style padlock cast in silicone rubber.

Nesting hand-painted architectural blocks.

Areaware Concrete Tapes Dispenser

An industrial and weighty tape dispenser.

Set of five stackable wooden crocodiles.

Horseshoe Magnet

A powerful wooden magnet to hold stuff.

All in one wooden salt & pepper grinder.

Sculptural wooden salt & pepper grinder.

Throw your keys at the magnetic target.

Plywood Playing Cards

Big deck with slots for building structures.

Gold & silver turtles with hidden storage.

Simple wood animals with hidden storage.

Star Spangled Spatula Stainless Steel

A professional all-American chefs spatula.

Simus the Rhino

Wooden toy rhino with elastic limbs.

Hanno the Gorilla

Wooden toy gorillas with elastic limbs.

Hattie the Elephant

Large wooden elephant with elastic limbs.

Wooden toy bears with elastic limbs.

Star Spangled Spatula

Colourful all-American kitchen spatula.

Set of simple wooden toy spinning tops.

Balancing Blocks

Therapeutic stacking toy for grown-ups.

Simple flashlight made with eco materials.

Alarm Dock for iPhone

Bedside clock holder for your iPhone5.

Minim Playing Cards

White & simple deck of regulation cards.

Bank in the form of a Pig

Large realistic looking gold piggy bank.

Sphere Bottle Opener

A big easy to grab and grip bottle opener.

Nail Bottle Opener

A bent nail, a piece of wood and a magnet.

Adaptable wooden tree home decoration.

Cubebot Small - Guthrie & Julien

Difficult robot puzzles fold into 2.5" cubes.

Wooden robot puzzles fold into 1.5" cubes

Wooden robot puzzles fold into 2.5" cubes

Wooden robot puzzles fold into 3.5" cubes

Massive wooden robots fold into 8" cubes

Smartphone Magnifier

Luckies' hands free way to watch movies and videos off your phone

David & Goliath Mug

Thought provoking cartoons on mugs.

Sprocket Rocket

Lomography's Sprocket Rocket

Konstruktor Camera

Lomography's Konstruktor Camera

Fish Eye Camera

Lomography's Fish Eye Camera

Luckie's Just Your Type

Wheelie Bin Desk Tidy

Luckie's Wheelie Bin Desk Tidy

Black and Blum's Sandwich Box

David & Goliath Mugs

Funny puns and characters on mugs.

Doiy's Draw Lamp

Landscape Dinner Set

Doiy's Landscape Dinner Set

Knuckle Duster Mug

Thabto's Knuckle Duster Mug

Thabto's Mood Mugs

Black and Blum's Hot Pot BBQ

Wild and Wolf's Abbey Road Laptop Sleve

Wild and Wolf's Abbey Road Coasters

Wild and Wolf's Abbey Road Notebook

Wild and Wolf's Abbey Road Pencil Set

Wild and Wolf's Abbey Road Tablet Case

Black and Blum's Filter Water Bottle

Black and Blum's Polar Bear Ice Tray

Rainbow Highlighters

Luckies' rainbow shaped highlighters

Wire Fruit Bowl

Block's fruit bowl

Block's contemporary wall clock

Joseph Joseph's multipurpose kitchen tool

Joseph Joseph's colourful nesting utensils

Baking Gift Set

Joseph Joseph's colourful baking set

Luckies' little voice recorder

Luckies' cute egg shaper

Luckies' glow in the dark constellation map

Luckies' dust caps for bicycle valves

Luckies' pencil sharpener shaped vegetable peeler

Big Head Memo Pad

J-Me's big head memo pad

Cactus Letter Holder

J-Me's cactus letter holder

Jot Desk Coaster

J-Me's coaster & pen pot

Rewind Desk Tidy

J-Me's stationary holder

J-Me's organiser to keep all your essentials

Target Coasters

Block's target coasters

Block's letter rack

Block's living room organiser

Block's acrylic table piece

Slam's Punch that makes plectrums from any credit card

Easy-to-use massage tool.

The alarm clock that runs away from you.

Joseph Joseph's folding chopping board

Credit Card Bottle Opener

Touch of Ginger's wallet-sized bottle opener

Tax Disc Holder

Touch of Ginger's magnetic tax disc holder

Claude Coat Hook

Touch of Ginger's claw hammer hook

Touch of Ginger's bill spike

Touch of Ginger's self-assembly characters

London Underground Bottle Opener

Addject's iconic opener

Bottlecap Tripod

Addject's plastic bottle-mounting tripod

MemoMate Noticeboard

Addject's magnetic noticeboard

Hot Stuff Hot Packs

Addject's heart-shaped heat pads

Yes No Maybe Clothing

YNM's range of T-shirts and hats

W2's range colourful mugs

Sukie's range of beautiful stationary

Elevate Kitchen Tools

Joseph Joseph's colourful kitchen tools

Hands-On Salad Bowl

Joseph Joseph's bowl and servers set

Y Salt and Pepper Mill

Joseph Joseph's Y-shaped grinder

Index Chopping Board

Joseph Joseph's range of kitchen chopping boards

Joseph Joseph's nesting kitchenware

Float Magazine Rack

J-Me's free-standing magazine rack

J-Me's free-standing or wall-mounting shoe rack

J-Me Tape Dispenser

J-Me's casette shaped tape dispenser

Pen Lid Pen Holder

J-Me's oversized Biro lid desk tidy

His and Hers Keyholder

J-Me's key tidys

J-Me's remote control tidy

Innermost's half pint mugs and glasses

Ghost Candelabra

Innermost's acrylic candle holder

Kapow Lightshade

Innermost's explosion inspired light shade

Innermost's standard/mini vases

Jeeves and Wooster

Innermost's hat-shaped light shades

Black and Blum lunch boxes

Black and Blum's fruit bowl, candle holder and vase

Black and Blum's folding dishrack

Waterproof Notebook

Luckies' waterproof notebook and pencil set

Luckies' retro ruler and pencil sharpener

Sub Tea Infuser

Luckies' Yellow Submarine

MP3/Phone Hoodie

Luckies' protective gadget cases

Morris Memo Holder

Luckies' Mule-shaped desk tidy

I'm As Big As...

Luckies' comparative height chart

Chain Wine Bottle Holder

Luckies' floating optical illusion bottle holder

Undercover Sleeve

Luckies' covert MP3 & laptop protection

Leuchtturm Notebook

Leuchtturm's quality notebooks made for over 90 years

Alarm Clock that runs away to get you up.

Digital time floating on a wooden block