Perfect if you are feeling stressed at your desk, just reach over and give stan a good squashing with your mug of hot coffee... Yeargh! Feeling better? Good. Back to work then. Stan will also protect your table from tea and coffee dribbles and drips.
Drinks coaster
Local Hero! Stan got splatted protecting your table from stains from your coffee cup. Made in Silicone Rubber.
Check out Stan's pals - Dead Fred, Book Mark and Stress Paul for more accessories who have died trying to make your life easier!
Design by Suck UK
He's related to Dead Fred, Splat Stan and Stress Paul,
so is no stranger to tragedy.
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Certificates
Sedex Registered Supplier Produced by a factory that is a registered member of Sedex, empowering responsible supply chains.
Sedex Member Ethical Trade Audit Produced at a factory audited to Sedex Members Ethical Trade Audit (SMETA) guidelines: Labour Standards, Health & Safety, Environment and Business Practices.
This is not a Toy This product has not been classified as a toy, and therefore is not intended for children.
Recyclable Packaging Made from materials that can easily be recycled if disposed of correctly.
Plastic Recycling Type-3 Please be responsible and recycle any unwanted plastic product or packaging. PVC is a Type-3 plastic. Your local recycling centre will have the capability to recycle this.
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Suck UK Design Team
Mark E Smith once said "if it's me and your granny on bongos, it's the Fall". It's a lot like that here - if it's Sam & Jude and a revolving team of talented creatives, it's Suck UK. From the inception of the company in 1999 Sam & Jude have been the constant driving creative force, but none of that would be possible without a great team of designers and developers who turn these ideas into something great. Once a Sucker always a Sucker.
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